It's pretty windy where I live and we had this large green ball blow out into the middle of the hay field next to our house. I asked my daughter and son to go out into the field and retrieve a ball.
When Emma went out to get the ball four wild turkeys jumped out in front of her and scared her half to death. She told me she thought she heard something in the woods, and this scared her even more since we had a bear in our woods, and on our lawn not too long ago.
She found a quick solution. She went back to the yard, gave her shoes to Jacob, who had not seen or heard anything, and had him go get the ball.
Talk about throwing your brother under the bus. She was scared of wild animals, and getting eaten by a bear, so she sent her brother... nice
From the Mind of Buffington
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