I'm so happy! I got to my weight loss goal! Time to celebrate. Ooooo Birthday cake! Can I have some ice cream with that?
In the morning, come and get me, and slice me in half with your sharpened steel. When I'm cut cleanly in two, take a blunt instrument and dig out my insides, chew them up and swallow. When I'm completely empty, squeeze my skin to get all the remaining blood from me, then drink it.
It's so great when you get dealt a hand that's all trump and you can take every...
Oh you thought I was talking politics... Nope
From the Mind of Buffington
This is a section that just has random silly thoughts that come to me from time to time. It is not meant to be taken seriously.