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Sugar

7/17/2013

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I don't understand why people get down on sugar.

When people are sweet we like them, why not act the same with food.

Besides, when served with strawberries, sugar is a great source of strawberries.
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Keep your mouth shut!

7/9/2013

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So I was out the other day and had some interesting experiences that made me laugh. Not that the experiences themselves was funny, but questions kept popping into my head and for the most part that is where they stayed. I actually did ask one of the below questions. Can you guess which one?

Pharmacist:
Why does it take you 20 minutes to print a label and shake a bottle?
Then when I returned to pick it up:
Really, you haven't shaken it yet? Don't worry, I'll put it in my baby shaker I have at home.

Pharmacist: I didn't have one big bottle, but I had two smaller ones. So have him start with one bottle, then when he's done with that, he can take the second.
Me: So after the first one...?

Pharmacist: You can also put them in the fridge, but you don't have to.
Me: What if I wanted to put it in the microwave, is that ok?

Wal-Mart:
Where are the tick collars?
Do they work on children?
Can I eat it?

Pizza Place:
Can I have one that is not dropped on the floor?
Is that guy going to make my food?

Random thoughts on the way home:
Did you know there was a gas pedal in that vehicle?
Those fake deer on your lawn; Are they supposed to make drivers swerve and get in accidents in front of your house, or make hunters shoot at your house?
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