Pharmacist:
Why does it take you 20 minutes to print a label and shake a bottle?
Then when I returned to pick it up:
Really, you haven't shaken it yet? Don't worry, I'll put it in my baby shaker I have at home.
Pharmacist: I didn't have one big bottle, but I had two smaller ones. So have him start with one bottle, then when he's done with that, he can take the second.
Me: So after the first one...?
Pharmacist: You can also put them in the fridge, but you don't have to.
Me: What if I wanted to put it in the microwave, is that ok?
Wal-Mart:
Where are the tick collars?
Do they work on children?
Can I eat it?
Pizza Place:
Can I have one that is not dropped on the floor?
Is that guy going to make my food?
Random thoughts on the way home:
Did you know there was a gas pedal in that vehicle?
Those fake deer on your lawn; Are they supposed to make drivers swerve and get in accidents in front of your house, or make hunters shoot at your house?