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What does that mean?

9/28/2016

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Ever notice that the letters G and B can stand for Girl and Boy, and Good and Bad. (Guys are like... 'hey' and girls are like, 'yup sounds right')

It's a good thing other letters aren't used for two meanings. Cause I label everything. I put BM on my Bread Maker, and I sent my friend Lots Of Love LOL when I heard his cat died. To save time I even started labeling things in the baking section of our kitchen, but my wife stopped me after I got to the Baking Soda.
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I'm not sure

9/27/2016

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I stayed up and watched Hilary and Donald arguing last night. I could say it was a good use of my time, but honestly, that's debatable. 
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First Fight

9/26/2016

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So my wife and I had our first big fight last night. After 14 years it was a little shocking.

It wasn't about the toilet seat, or squeezing the toothpaste tube from the middle, or even which way to put on the toilet paper roll.

No this was really important and I will stand my ground no matter what...

We watched Captain America: Civil War

She's on Team Captain America

I'm on Team Iron Man

​This is Serious

Not like that whole Team Jacob Team Edward thing
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Presidential debate needs some translators

9/25/2016

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Donald at the Commander-in-Chief Fourm: "people don’t know this about Iraq, but they have among the largest oil reserves in the world, in the entire world."

Everyone knew that... I think maybe he didn't know it. This isn't the first time he made outlandish claims and acted like it was someone else saying it.


For honesty's sake I think there should be a translator out there who changes every time Trump says, 'lots of people' or 'some people' or 'many people' or 'people' to instead the truth... "I"


And as for Hillary... Message Deleted
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Dish Night

9/21/2016

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My kids have dish night on Friday and Saturday, so why do I always seem to clean out the bad food on Thursday?
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He Saw our Day!

9/18/2016

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I was reading my scriptures with the family and found that Isaiah was a great prophet!

It wasn't that he taught about the coming Messiah or any of that, although he did, but it was his prediction of our day that got me...

"Behold all ye that kindle fire..."

He saw the Kindle Fire. Amazing!
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Rice Crispy Rice 'Cereal'

9/13/2016

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Crispy Rice Cereal--if you're eating it with a spoon, you're doing it wrong!

I was shocked when I looked at the ingredient list of a rice crispy cereal and found that sugar was the second ingredient. I was also shocked that I considered eating that inedible animal food, and further shocked when I actually did eat it. I checked my head for a fever when I took a second bowl.

I now more fully understand why this box has remained in the cupboard while the other boxes have been emptied, replaced and emptied again over and over. It's the cereal shelf's version of constipation.

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Sugar shouldn't be the second ingredient in something so completely void of flavor, nor should we feel that the only way to eat this is to mix it into melted marshmallows and cover it with a thick layer of chocolate. It is that bad!

I mean seriously, this 'food' is so bad the tag line and advertising is all based on, not the flavor, but that it makes noise. Food making noise should not be a selling point. Least of all, the only redeeming quality. Yuck!

I think I'm going to go get a third bowl.

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