Nail Polish is not a good way to black out your teeth for a pirate costume.
So yesterday I was stopped at a red light (which I tend to do) and a motorcycle pulled up behind me. The man on the bike was not wearing a helmet. I thought to myself, maybe he doesn't know that it is dangerous to drive without a helmet. Perhaps I should go over and let him know.
Then he did something that made me realize that he was beyond help. He lit a cigarette. Now driving without a helmet, and smoking a cigarette are not smart things to do, but the real third strike here was that he was smoking while driving a motorcycle. How does that make any sense at all?
The hot ashes from the cigarette need to fall somewhere. Normally you would tap it to the side or in an ash tray or something, but while driving with both hands with the wind blowing, I'm guessing the only place for the ashes to go would be to fall in you lap, or get blown all over your face. While you make a silly face trying to smoke while holding the thing between your teeth.
Three strikes buddy, three strikes.
From the Mind of Buffington
This is a section that just has random silly thoughts that come to me from time to time. It is not meant to be taken seriously.