So I'm thinking of doing a series on my youtube site of 'Worst How To' Videos. Let me give you a small taste of what's to come:
Learning the alphabet: A makes the sound a like in Apple G makes the sound g as in gnat K makes the sound k as in knit and knee T makes the sound t as in them Don't worry, no letters will be harmed in the production, although small children may be permanently unable to read. But let's face it texting will do that long before I can Anyway I've got some ideas for ridiculous terrible 'how-to' videos. In the comments let me know what you would like to see.
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Have you ever had one of those days when you don't know if you left your brain in bed when you got up?
I went out to feed the chickens, and didn't collect the eggs. I put the milk in the cupboard and the cereal in the fridge. I went down to the basement and stopped not knowing why I went down As a parent of young children I've found some great videos and songs to help potty train the kids. The trouble is that every time we go through the potty training process I get all the songs stuck in my head.
It's only really bad when I start singing them out loud in public. People look at me funny when I say things like: "Listen to your body when it's time to go potty." or "Bye bye pee, bye bye poop." or "It's potty time, go with the flow. Potty time you can do it Elmo!" or "Then I pull up my pants." The list goes on and on. For all you young people, or young at heart, if you want a quick reference or self exam on where you fall, please check out my list.
To be on Santa's Good list: Eat your veggies Say your prayers Play nice with others Rub daddy's shoulders daily Sleep in on Saturday morning Save the orange skittles for mommy If you sleep walk... sleep clean up after yourself To be on Santa's Naughty list: Fight, bite, and steal candy Tear off your diaper and run around ... in church Toy manufacturers - create noisy toys Family and friends - buy noisy toys for my kids Eat all of daddy's green skittles (back when green was lime) Wake mommy and daddy up by sitting on their heads...with a poopy diaper Just remember with the hundreds of millions of children in the world, Santa starts checking his list in June and he really doesn't have time to check the list twice, so avoid the naughty list. Merry Christmas! |
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