To be on Santa's Good list:
Eat your veggies
Say your prayers
Play nice with others
Rub daddy's shoulders daily
Sleep in on Saturday morning
Save the orange skittles for mommy
If you sleep walk... sleep clean up after yourself
To be on Santa's Naughty list:
Fight, bite, and steal candy
Tear off your diaper and run around ... in church
Toy manufacturers - create noisy toys
Family and friends - buy noisy toys for my kids
Eat all of daddy's green skittles (back when green was lime)
Wake mommy and daddy up by sitting on their heads...with a poopy diaper
Just remember with the hundreds of millions of children in the world, Santa starts checking his list in June and he really doesn't have time to check the list twice, so avoid the naughty list.
Merry Christmas!