When sitting on your back porch watching the bug zapper go off is a legit form of entertainment!
So last night I was at a soccer game for my son who goes to a deaf and hard of hearing school. It was the quietest crowd I've ever seen.
My dear children,
Washing the dishes is not merely getting them somewhere close to water and calling them clean.
Google translate doesn't have a setting for teenage girl! They need to fix that like super quick!
I wrote a book about a kid with Super Vision. It was a bit of let down because his parents were around all the time.
I made the mistake of having vegetables at a steak house the other day. I think they cooked them medium rare. Warm on the outside, raw on the inside.
From the Mind of Buffington
This is a section that just has random silly thoughts that come to me from time to time. It is not meant to be taken seriously.