I love mushrooms! It's not that their flavor is amazing or anything like that, it's that I can put them on almost anything, and my kids won't steal my food.
Irish Spring: Our soap scares away animals better than anything else
The Hobbit Part 3: We’re not even going to hide that this is a money grab
Treadmills: You’ll probably only use me for a week fatty
The Slinky: We stop halfway down the stairs every time
Smart Phones: We’re really not that smart
Chia Pet: It’s a nice idea, but will probably stay in the box until it’s re-gifted
Rubik’s Cube: When my stickers are off, I’m never quite the same
Name tags: Because you’re not important enough to remember
Ipod: I’ll keep my battery charge until I’m obsolete… that’ll be about 30 minutes
Yellow Skittle: To help the other flavors seem that much better
From the Mind of Buffington
This is a section that just has random silly thoughts that come to me from time to time. It is not meant to be taken seriously.