Time to sign up for the lottery!
I totally just ran down the stairs while holding scissors... Nothing happened!
Time to sign up for the lottery!
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So I went to MacDonalds tonight.
When I say that I feel like I need to add an explanation, almost like I need to justify this life decision. I'm not getting fat... I'm increasing the resistance for push ups and pull ups. It's a strategic move to make me stronger!
My daughter is doing a service project and she's making homeless kits. I'm not sure why you'd want to help someone become homeless, but I went ahead and gave her a set of matches and some TNT. Hope it helps.
Batting averages are like a truth detector on a politician.
We somehow accept 30% as being really good. But let's be fair. The pitchers in baseball are amazing. What's the politicians' excuses? I saw a recent study lately that claimed Donald Trump tells lies! I was shocked! I couldn't believe that he...
Ouch! Hey! I need to get out of here, my pants are on fire! I need a new modem from my ISP and they need to deliver it in person. Good thing I have nothing on the schedule on Wednesday - Friday 9:00 AM through 3:00 PM...
I went to visit my grandpa at an assisted living home today and decided I'd bike home. So I got a ride to the place and had my bike there. I was a little worried at first about leaving my bike unlocked, but then it hit me... I'm at an assisted living home. Who's going to steal my bike? Is there some kleptomaniac grandma running around looking to take a joyride? I don't think so.
So I lost my bike today... Just kidding. :) |
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