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Cyber Monday?

11/28/2016

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This year there was a 'new tradition' of shopping sales on the Monday after Black Friday. They called it Cyber Monday. Well I've got some bad news for you. You're a little behind on that one. 

I'm an online Math Teacher. Every Monday is a Cyber Monday! 
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I Have a Serious Problem

11/28/2016

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I have a problem with chocolate

I know because I looked it up in the Adictionary
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The Truth about Skinny Jeans

11/23/2016

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I took a double take the other day when I saw a teenager from a distance wearing tanish, orangish, peachish skinny jeans. I thought he was walking around with no pants on... Yikes!
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Cleaning out the Car

11/21/2016

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I hit a deer a little bit ago and my insurance company told me to clean out all personal items from the car so they could do what they do.

It's amazing how much personal stuff I have in this car: Chap stick, tissues, ipod, GPS, spare tire, steering wheel, passenger seat...
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Paper Shredder

11/18/2016

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We just got an amazing paper shredder. It shreds the papers into tiny little pieces that look so soft. It looks like it would be tons of fun to jump into a swimming pool filled with this stuff!

Since that plan failed, I'll just put it into the chicken's laying nests. It'll be so comfortable on their little tushies they'll lay fifty eggs a day!
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Teenager

11/17/2016

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So today is my daughter's thirteenth birthday. I woke up with a terrible crick in my neck. I'm wondering if that's a sign that having teenagers is a pain in the neck.
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There's $250 I'll never see again!

11/14/2016

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I just spent $250 that I didn't want to spend on something I didn't want to do.

No, it wasn't union dues time again.

Nope, I didn't buy 10 copies of Transformers 4 on Blue Ray so I could watch it 10 times.

I didn't even buy my 250 closest friends lunch from the dollar menu.

Insurance deductible... A deer decided the road was a great place to play tag.
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Greek, Roman or Swiss

11/10/2016

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iI was studying ancient mythology:

Cocacious the god of chocolate was a great and tasty god. He was passionate in all areas of his life including love. He met with Nutpeacious as they were traveling the mortal world and they immediately fell in love and were married.

Their first child came and he was a perfect mix of his parents, they called him Resius. When he was little his nickname was Resius Piecius.
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A Sacrifice for the future

11/8/2016

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Tonight I sacrificed my health for my kids... MacDonalds hosted a school fundraiser.
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Back to the Future was off by one year!

11/3/2016

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Back to the Future was so close when it said the Cubs would win the world series and Biff Tannon would be trying to run the country!

They were just off by one year.
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