Happy to announce that many of the most popular Random Thoughts are now available as t-shirts, mugs, and more! Check it out at the Buff-Stuff Store. Click on the images to go to the item, or click here to browse all the products.
This Two Sided Mug is Fun for all Math Teachers!
I have put some of the best random thoughts into a book along with several that are exclusive to the book. Grab a copy today for lots of laughs!
It's called E Gerald's Book of Memes: This Book is Random Volume 3
I flushed a fly down the toilet today. I can see why it was not called a swim.
Because the South lost the civil war, Historically speaking, the Confederate Battle Flag is the flag of losers.
The security system on my Dodge Caravan is to park between an Audi and a Buick!
When parents cry about how much their kids will miss them, and kids are like, "Parents? Who are they?"
When sitting on your back porch watching the bug zapper go off is a legit form of entertainment!
So last night I was at a soccer game for my son who goes to a deaf and hard of hearing school. It was the quietest crowd I've ever seen.
My dear children,
Washing the dishes is not merely getting them somewhere close to water and calling them clean.
From the Mind of Buffington
This is a section that just has random silly thoughts that come to me from time to time. It is not meant to be taken seriously.