Google translate doesn't have a setting for teenage girl! They need to fix that like super quick!
I wrote a book about a kid with Super Vision. It was a bit of let down because his parents were around all the time.
I made the mistake of having vegetables at a steak house the other day. I think they cooked them medium rare. Warm on the outside, raw on the inside.
The hardest part of writing good memes is being concise so there is space for everyt
My debut to a life of crime will definitely start with holding up an icecream truck. Less protection than an armored truck, better payoff!
If I see you in the parking lot and I'm excited to see you cause your in from out of town, I'm your friend.
If I see you in the parking lot and I run up to you and punch you in the face for not telling me you're in from out of town, I'm your true friend.
I'm concerned that my kids might be color blind. They can't see brown on green.
That must be the reason they don't clean up after the dog when they take her out.
Gorilla Super Glue containers looks like an eye dropper.
That is an early morning disaster waiting to happen.
So we have a dog now and I'm trying all kinds of new ways to address the unfairness of me cleaning up her poop. So I did what needed to be done...
I pooped on the lawn.
She walked over to it, ate it, then crunched down and took a poop of her own.
From the Mind of Buffington
This is a section that just has random silly thoughts that come to me from time to time. It is not meant to be taken seriously.