Why does Rumpelstiltskin always get pegged as the bad guy in modern remakes? He's not the one who risked his daughter's safety promising that she could spin straw into gold, or the nasty royalty who said she'd be put to death if she couldn't do it! All Rumpelstiltskin did was make a deal, help someone out and get stiffed for it!
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To every man who complained that his wife was a witch, I have a solution... take her broom and you do some chores for a change!
I can handle Five Little Monkeys, This Old Man, and even JB. Those are easy to tune out. What I can't handle is kid songs that randomly throw in a ringtones, doorbells and police sirens!
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I saw a romantic comedy and it was a bit cheesy and predictable. My friend had the coolest thing in his house. There was a low to the ground water fountain right next to the toilet. It was amazing! It even had a fancy french name
I bought a 27 piece 3D puzzle the other day. Some people call it a Rubik's cube.
My wife is out of town and for the first time in four days we're not having some form of breakfast for dinner. The house is a mess, the kids are climbing on the walls and I look like Gollum. I'm posting a picture of dinner on social media.
Say what you will about George W. Bush, but one thing that he ensured for years beyond his presidency was that prayer was going to stay in schools!
That's right! Despite all the decay in society, each year students, teachers and administrators all gather and collectively pray for the NCLB standardized tests to be over. Thank you Mr. President for upholding our values! I wonder if bus drivers get some kind of sadistic pleasure out of coming 3 minutes early and watching the kids try to run down the driveway while the parents, in bathrobes call out for them to move faster.
It's like a pop quiz for bus drivers. But honestly, can you blame them? Kids do look funny when they run with backpacks on. I saw some posts about an adult summer day camp. I thought to myself, "That might not be the dumbest, thing I've ever seen," but the truth is, I've seen some really dumb things.
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