"Make a new tradition! Do you want to know why traditions are great? Because they don’t change from year to year. They’re like built in cabinets in your bedroom so your wife can’t move the furniture around again. Not because they’ll save you spinning around in circles trying to figure out where you are at night, but because they keep things the same. That’s one reason you know traditions were invented by men. So start a new tradition this Valentine’s Day and make sure it’s one you can do without needing to buy anything."
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