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I chocked on a carrot the other day, and nearly died. In my life I've never choked on a chocolate doughnut. Which one is better for me? You decide.
In Beauty and The Beast, the young prince is changed into an ugly beast because he has judged someone from their outside appearance. Then a beautiful woman comes to his castle and she needs to learn to not judge him by his outward appearance?
That doesn’t make any sense! I have a better idea! Someone who had an amazing personality but was nasty ugly should have come to the castle, then he would need to learn to look past the outward appearance and through the process he can help her gain a sense of who she is, and boost her self-esteem. Now that would be much better. Unfortunately this story would never fly, because who can picture Angela Lansbury singing: Tales been overdone True as that may be Rejected and no friends Because her body bends Unexpectedly Just a shallow prince Needs to learn some things Welcome nasty face Come into his place Ugly and the Beast Little prince is lame! Her face is a surprise She is just a four, shut out at the door, now the beast must rise! Tale that was quite dense Tune that made no sense Bitter prince was strange But now he needs to change He learned he was wrong! Uncertain as the storms Forming in the east Tale that was quite dense Tune that made no sense Ugly and the Beast! Tale that was one hated Song that’s been updated Ugly and the Beast. If you hate being the last person picked, thank your lucky stars you are not a towel on laundry day!
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