Who am I?
Answer: I can't put the answer right here, that's lame!
Answer: Really? You want the answer? Seriously try to figure it out on your own!
Answer: No it's not you dog, but that's a good guess.
Answer: A Bus Driver
Did it stump you?
Writing riddles is kinda funny, I'm making something up that is confusing enough to stump people, but makes sense enough when they know the answers that they don't call me on it, or think it's lame.
Hopefully it worked... :)